DUMB WAYS TO DIE - A CREEPYPASTA VERSION

Spend the night at a hunted fair

Poke a stick at Freddy Fazbear

Annoy old Jeff who's out real late

Throw your best friend at that old grizzly Rake

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Pluck your eyes out with a spoon

Turn the lights off in your bedroom

Don't forget to say hi

To the faceless man dressed up in suit and tie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite Laughing Jack in your home

Be sure to cut the cord on your phone

Poke fun at Tobz and his tics

Send your computer some nice selfie pics

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Keep Smile Dog as a pet

Sell all your organs on the black market

Swim in a pool with Ben there too

I wonder what's this blank CD do?

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a ghoul just for some good fun

Ask a psychopath which way's the right one

Go camping in an abandoned asylum

Drive five miles to NoEnd and stay there for coffee

Ask the narrators to see their faces

They may not rhyme but they're most certainly

Dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.

Be safe at night, ship mates. A message from your Captain.